these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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