Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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