if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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