New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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