I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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