Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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