I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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