Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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