I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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