3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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