As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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