don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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