I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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