My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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