hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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