We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Bring me that man meat
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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