BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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