i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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