The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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