I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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