yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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