Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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