its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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