It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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