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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you win again, gameday.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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