She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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