so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i drank out of a bidet.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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