So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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