Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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