yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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