If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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