just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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