Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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