Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Randomize
