I could make wine with my vomit
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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