ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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