Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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