And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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