Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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