i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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