Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
