I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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