That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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