That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize