theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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