I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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