Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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