bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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