when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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