If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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