I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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