I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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