she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
