im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I want to walk on stilts...naked
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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