Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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