i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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